Keep Calm and Carrick On! It's the Manchester Untied thread

Nothing to worry about, no way Enrique would swap PSG for a rebuilding job. They’d be lucky to get Kieran McKenna.

Laugh away :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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https://x.com/CFC_dennoh/status/2091137176960389229?s=20

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Kenan Thompson Reaction GIF by Saturday Night Live

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I know a few United fans who have been convinced all summer that Carrick is going to win them the title. It felt heartless to point out that Carrick’s great run was built on them having no European Football, with chance to run the same lads every week and spend a 5-6 days planning for each fixture, and Brendan Rodgers almost won the title under similar conditions. That didn’t stop me though.

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Reminded me quite a bit of us under Slot for periods last season especially when Dom was playing as RB. We had no pace in the midfield

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“People turned up expecting to see a Championship-level team get rolled over… and to be fair that’s exactly what they got” :rofl:

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They are now one of the 3 (along with Spursy) relegation candidates.
Only newly promoted Coventry is sitting at the very bottom of the table. :rofl:

I missed you.

Welcome back.

Give him a bear hug. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

Maybe even a bare one.

That’s a step too far

Reported.

Saw this posted on reddit. Poster claimed that the video was from Hull official instagram account. :rofl:

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https://x.com/HannahIamthest1/status/2092087045883605356

:rofl:

Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1

17h

Sky Sports is reporting that a Manchester United training session was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the pitch. Training was suspended and the police were called. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the Goal Line. Training resumed after the police decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season. :rofl::rofl:

Aug 25, 2026 · 3:09 AM UTC

David Blaine has given up his controversial stunt.

He was told that 44 days doing nothing in a box is not going to break the record which is currently held by Emile Heskey at 4 years.

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United are looking like the United we have come to know again after the blip last season

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If only prickford had longer arms

Still the gift that never stops. Gone by Christmas?

3/4 of their backline today played in the 0-7 against us 3 years ago. The other one is the guy they’ve tried to sell every year for the last 5 years :rofl:

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And Neville thinks they are im better place than us.

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Not for the first time.

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