Keep Calm and Carrick On! It's the Manchester Untied thread

https://x.com/Everton1878Ste/status/2096749469521817724/video/1?s=46

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Remember when FlyingPig broke the plate during that Bournemouth loss?

Those were heady, heady days, my friend.

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Sounds like Rush :laughing:

They got City next in the Prem, then Brighton. Could be in relegation territory quite early on.

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Sounded like some desperate hawkers trying to fob off their second-rate wares to any patsy they can find!

The best is the one lad going ā€œwe’ve done it, we’ve done it!!ā€ And then the silence…

And all hell breaks loose :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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ā€œI’m sorry Nicola! We’re losing 2-nil to fuckin’ Bournemouth Nicola!!!ā€

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haha @Nikola

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May I have a beer Nikola?

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Here you go. Take your choice:

Or do you prefer this Nikola Beer? Yes, that’s her name.

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Moaning about added time…Lolz

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for shame @PeachesEnRegalia

Do TeamViewer still sponsor Manchest United?

I have a sudden urge to set fire to a United shirt, and it’s nothing to do with the club who play at Old Trafford.

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Nah it’s Snapdragon which is something computer processor related.

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Was it our league winning season that he was trying to argue they had a better midfield?

Gravenberch, Mac Allister & Szoboszlai vs Casemiro, McTominay and Fernandes

In fact I think he went further than saying it was better - he said something like ā€œSlot would swap midfields in a secondā€.

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To be fair, Naples McTominay makes that midfield look very different

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It does - with the obvious caveat that Italy is barely even clinging on as a top 5 league thesedays.

Oddly, that is not really the case in the UEFA rankings. Serie A sits in 2nd spot behind the PL. Last year wasn’t great, but the previous three they did no worse than 3rd in terms of coefficient points.

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I suppose the downfall of Italian cricket has little to do with the fact that their clubs are still somewhat competitive in uefa championships.

What?

I had sex with Nikola Beer many times, different positions.

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Alice must have been jealous.

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A smashing win against…checks notes…the 137th ranked team in UEFA.

I dunno about you, but I think this could be the start of something BIG.

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