That’s Tom Cruise you know…he does his own stunts apparently 
A table tennis ball in the eye can have fatal consequences.*
*Clarification this is a joke, seems some have forgotten the idea.
this is totally unacceptable. I cannot have a bunch of bloods running around my football club.
why wear a f’ing helmet if you’re not going to secure it.
I swear to god…
“Ah…huh…ah…huh…ok…ok…700k per week you say…”
Wheelies without helmets. That’s just an accident waiting to happen and would be a totally Liverpool random injury problem.
Fixed
Fabinho supposedly joining back training today
Nice of him to turn up for work, he is being paid after all.
Liverpool squad for Singapore: Alisson, Gomez, Van Dijk, Konate, Diaz, Szoboszlai, Nunez, Mac Allister, Salah, Adrian, Jones, Gakpo, Elliott, Jota, Tsimikas, Robertson, Matip, Clark, Scanlon, Doak, McConnell, Kelleher, Alexander-Arnold, Koumas, Quansah, Mrozek, Frauendorf.
Missed out comparing to Germany:
- Thiago - rehab
- Bajcetic - rehab
- Henderson - sold
- Pitaluga (Mrozek preferred) - loan?
- Jaros (Mrozek preferred) - loan?
- Phillips - rehab/Leeds at last?
- Bradley - loan? (strange one)
Bradley signing a new contract and getting another loan move then presumably. Shame, would have liked to have kept him around for this season.
Fabinho presumably being sold as well?
The Philips one is interesting. Hopefully it means a move as it would be an opportunity to shop window him otherwise.