Well in my house I’m the house wife and do 90% of cooking and laundry and I take out the bins! Can I get a gold star?
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Without a doubt…
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For fiction?
I think a gold star might be pushing it a bit far. How about a
I’ll take it!
My missus actually enjoys ironing, whereas I don’t particularly like it.
But, if I want something ironed “properly”, I do it myself.
You can take a man out of the Army, but not the Army out of the man 
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My Dad used to take the bins out, but my mum never said he had to, it was like equal chores in the house. Mum would empty all the small bins in the rooms around the house and put them in the black bin bags.
My Dad did little cooking though, except kebabs. Hemade the best ones, but he would take out every utensil out the cupboards and the kitchen would be bomb site. My mum was not amused.
However, whenever they went out, my Dad did most of the driving unless he was really ill. I don’t know why.
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I don’t mind doing those but my wife , quite wisely imo , will not allow me to do those works because of the excess work she will have to do in later once the hurricane blows through the kitchen.
I need a t-shirt that says ‘Whatever you want Darling, you decide’
Then I could just wear it and not have to say it every five minutes.
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Except she actually wants you to actively decide,…to do whatever it is she wants.
Scoffing a full English breakfast ‘makes men more attractive to women’, study claims
A new study suggests men who enjoy a full English breakfast are more attractive to women.
The team of scientists from the University of Montpellier behind the discovery, say a continental breakfast of refined-carbohydrate foods like croissants, waffles, pancakes, pastries, muffins and certain cereals can be a turn-off. The researchers found breakfasts which boost attractiveness to the opposite sex mainly consist of fats and proteins, such as dairy and meat.
It’s true, there’s always a queue of women waiting for me outside the local Wetherspoons after I’ve polished off their large offering.
Surely that’s counteracted by the fat belly, double chin and wobbly arse.
C.r.a.p
What’s the methodology/do you have a link to the paper?
It is to be remembered that some articles, like this one, are printed just to blacken and fill the pages of a newspaper… When they seem as absurd as this one, it is not worth taking them too seriously.
Here is the article in its entirety anyway…
Scoffing a full English breakfast ‘makes men more attractive to women’, study claims - Daily Star
Imagine the curse of being irresistibly attractive to women, but also unable to undertake any kind of vigorous sexual activity without suffering an immediate cardiac arrest.
Get her a matching one that says ‘I don’t want to decide everything. I just want you to take a fucking interest’
Taking an interest loses it’s attraction when you’re constantly steamrollered 
You don’t think I take an interest in where we go, what we eat, what we watch?
People have different personalities, I’m more easy going, she’s more assertive. That’s fine.
My comments were meant lightheartedly.
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