What grill thing?
I’m too old to aim from afar so go in a cubicle so I came dribble easily 
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Sometimes there’s a grille thing. I’ll try to find a picture, but I may end up with a dubious search history.
ps apparently it’s called a grate.
Here you go:
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I assume he means the grate on the floor in front of some troughs.
So what do you reckon? I know Aussies pride themselves on being expert pissers.
I’ve always stood back and aimed for distance, knowing how filthy some guys can be, I always imagine those grates are covered in piss
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I’d definitely stand away, that looks splashy if get it wrong.
I remember at primary school we used to try and piss out the ‘window’ holes above the urinal 
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Assume the floor is piss covered everywhere within 6 feet of a urinal (and the wall, and possibly even the ceiling)
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So, last weekend we went up the coast and stayed with another couple. The woman is an old friend of the missus, but neither of us knew the husband. It turned out that he had some ideas that were either old fashioned or just weird. Apparently, some foods are manly and some aren’t. Steak and any kind of red meat is manly, but fish isn’t. All fruit and vegetables are feminine and should be spurned by real men. Potatoes are allowed, especially as chips. Sausages and bacon are fine, but don’t mention granola. It seems that being a man is a shortcut to heart disease.
I would just hate to be such a stereotype. It’s just my nature to rebel against conventional roles. I love fish and salad!
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