Saturday, watching football and enjoying bacon and egg. Sounds masculine in a stereotypical way, but I’m in touch with Mrs ROTW too, as she likes a mimosa as a weekend brunch treat. Don’t mind if I do. Cheers!
I try to eat a reasonably healthy diet, love fish, salads, etc. Saturday seems to be the day where I default in a cave man sort of direction.
Small dick energy.
Some relevant stuff in here.
Love Romesh, so would highly recommend.
Jumping up and down and screaming at the TV when the idjut of a ref disallows a perfect goal from Macca, because Virg is immense and out jumps a keeper.
Perfect sign of masculinity.
There has been some discussion about a footballer wearing a dress in the Unreliable Rumours thread. I didn’t want to derail that thread any more than it already has been, so I thought I’d comment here.
I’d say that a footballer publicly dressing in any way that he wants to in a world where carrying a bag is seen as a sign of lack of masculinity is a sign of great bravery. That person clearly is courageous and doesn’t give a fuck about the opinions of others. I’d say it’s a sign of character.
Sign him up, whoever he is.
To me his pics dont’ look any different to Dom’s or Ekitike’s picts - they all live in a world that is out of my wont or reach.
did you see the latest pictures from the england camp with Pickford and Gordon wearing dresses?
Still looks stupid to me and so does the dress sense of a lot of players.
That’s just a matter of taste. I don’t think it looks great either, but everyone should have the freedom to make a prat of themselves.
Yep we do it on here all the time and that makes us masculine, love it 
Yeah, making a prat of oneself is something many men excel at, myself included 
1-8 probably fit 99% of men on here.
the other 1% are probably 9-10…
No one normal wants to look like 11-12. Sorry but thats just odd. I am not sure if 12 is even real.
What makes a man, well I think a man who can show emotion and isn’t fearful of doing so.
I don’t know if it would be possible in humans, but there is a genetic mutation that can occur in whippets that can cause them to have massively bloated muscles. It’s believed that it came about in racing whippets because a single mutation leads to much faster normal whippets:
11 is Adama traore
I know 
So, probably one for the blokes who are more advanced in years - What do you do when your mate’s nostril hair is getting unruly?
I’ve got a couple of friends who have rogue hairs sticking out of their nasal cavities and I find it difficult to concentrate on what they’re saying because of these distractions. At what point do you mention it? Would you be hurt by comments on your nose hairs? Is there a diplomatic solution?
Eyebrows and ear hairs can be an issue too.
Please advise.
Thanks, Craig
Sounds like a job for our friend, the Turkish barber.
I got a thing from Tchibo, but they have sold out!
No need for diplomacy.
Get them told, and sort them ears out while you’re at it.
Savages
