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This should reassure the people of Belarus

https://x.com/WANAIran/status/1883427828122677460?t=qReu9TOUfebaXEbXeNBaVQ&s=19

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Would have been 97.6% without the Iranians.

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I read about that case. Apparently there were over 100 applications and they whittled it down based on criteria such as “asking for more than 10% of the offered salary” which is what this Farooq guy fell foul of. Someone in HR at Anfield must be thinking that they really dodged a bullet on this guy now.

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Where’s the vomit emoji? :face_vomiting::nauseated_face:
I’ve found some really disgusting stuff in hotel rooms. :nauseated_face:

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I mean, all else aside, surely the idiot shipping this realised that there was essentially no way the meat was going to stay frozen?

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Is it just me that’s disappointed it wasn’t a psyker in the suitcase?

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An interesting thing I found out today is that if you include a swear word in a google search, it will give you the traditional page ranking of results rather then an AI generated answer.

So there you have it. If you want to know something, just “fucking” google it.

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At some point, surely they should just remove the homeowner and the house not the snakes?

“I set up a private room in the office which we call ‘the masturbation station’ to provide them with a safe, comfortable space for their masturbation break.”

“Allowing her workers to have a mid-shift wank.” :rofl:

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Googling her name suggests that it would entirely be within the nature of her business for employees to do that…

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Londoners are known to be miserable non-talkers, with the state of the world these days with nutjobs in power. This video tells me that there are some good people out there who do care and share some uplifting brief happiness with each other.

Well done to the busking musician cheering up the London commuters on their way to work or home.

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Epstein list may be released soon.