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They are isolationists, not canibals. They just want the rest of the world to fuck off and leave them alone.

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Do they accept new members?

Asking for a friend.

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https://x.com/Number10cat/status/1927036180480086444

:thinking::rofl:

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I absolutely adore this stupid tradition ! More stupid tradtional games, please ! Love them (most of them, fox hunt and bull fighting seems a bit pasè these days though)!

I mean, if you live there; who doesn’t want to run after a wheel of cheese at least when in their 20s ? A prude maybe, but I would say fuck yes !

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Have you heard of the Loony Dookers? It’s a Scottish New Year’s Day tradition.

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Never ! You now made me google, so thanks ! :slight_smile:

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Hundreds do it in my town, then plaster it all over Facebook.
Attention seeking morons

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Brilliantly stupid ! Love it ! Without the good cloathes it would have just been normal bathing though.

Eh, maybe many are. But I see tabloids filled with bloggers and instagram morons and greatly prefer this kind of stupidity to the normal shit we get served so often and have to lap up (because it is all around us, so hard to avoid).

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Therein lies your problem.
Reading tabloids and scouring Instagram is a sure fire way of finding morons

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Sounds effortful. I just stay here :rofl:

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Just when you think that mankind has scraped the bottom of the barrel, you discover that there are social media influencers for dogs:

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When you receive a degree, the college usually issues honorary awards, often to visiting academics, or local people who have excelled in a non academic field.

Imagine having studied solidly for 3 years and you share the stage with a fucking mutt.

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It’s the ‘university’ of New Haven, I doubt some of the graduates could read. They probably ‘studied solidly’ via tic toc videos.

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Reminds me of the Brooklyn 99 episode where Charles shared the stage with a Horse.

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The “mutt” is probably thinking, “why am I sharing my big day with these burger flippers”


Thinking of those who lost loved ones and their homes in the fire in Grenfell, West London eight years ago today.
The families and resident sirvivors are still awaiting justice eight years on. We will keeping reminding every government what they have to do until justice is done.
Grenfell forever in our hearts.:green_heart::green_heart::green_heart:

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I find this particularly appalling having lost a friend and a family member to cancer.

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But on 22 December, Paloma and Ander went to Maidstone Hospital where doctors gave her the diagnosis of non-Hodgkin lymphoma. Untreated, this type of cancer can be fatal, but doctors told Paloma she had an 80% chance of recovery if she had chemotherapy.

Non hodgkin’s lymphoma is a very treatable cancer. My mom had that recently and chemo worked pretty well.

Just boggles the mind. Especially when the mother is a trained medical professional.

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Yup, one of my maternal uncles also had this and has thankfully made a full recovery

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