Damn, he scored. Then again, the average man produces 80m a “shot”, so that’s a lot of misses.
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Did he mean he was late back for Plymouth or this?
After thinking some more about this, I’m convinced he hit the cervix 79m times, and yes I’m bored.
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Well I believe it to be quite narrow.
Biology A level.
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Plymouth
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Late back for the Plymouth match.
Why was Nunez in Spain for the birth of his child?
Sorry if I’ve misunderstood.
Because his missus lives in Portugal.
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That just raises a whole lot more questions
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Yeah so he plays in England, his wife lives in Portugal but his child is born in Spain. Next thing you’ll find that his car is parked in France and his pets are in Italy.
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Having a quick google, his missus is Spanish. Presumably, she either wanted her kids born in Spain as well or she is staying with family - which makes sense as Darwin is in another country.
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That explains a lot
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Australia.
Glad to help.
Back to the match.
Wonder who starts with Mo and Cody up front?
Nunez
Diaz
Jota
My gut tells me Nunez would be a real option after an hour to batter them.
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Not if Darwin is in Australia…
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Núñez didn’t start against Plymouth and both Diaz and Jota played the full 90 minutes, which may give some insight into Slot’s thinking. I’m thinking that he will start with Darwin up front and then switch to Jota for the last 30 minutes.
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Is it written in the stars that they will get the win in the last Goodison derby? If nothing was at stake I wouldn’t begrudge them a win but tonight will be a defining moment for both sides. So much at stake.
Going to be an emotional evening and I would take the draw but I have a feeling we will sneak a win. 2-1…
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Yeah, I reckon Darwin’s workrate at the top of the press will be valuable.
I hope he keeps his head.
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Absolutely. We can’t have that wandering off elsewhere like his missus and child and dog and car allegedly. Bloke is spreading himself too thin across Europe.
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My only worry about this game is Moysey instructing his players to go all out physical against our team. We know too well from the past that they will resort to dirty tactics to derail our season.
I don’t think it will be as extreme as under Dyche or a few of their previous managers.
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