Prematch | Manchester Yanited v Livepool | PL Matchday 35 | Sunday 3/05/2026 - 15:30 BST

Fuck me. We are so poor.

HT 2-0 Liverpool

A dour first half performance. Yes, they had luck with the deflection with the opening goal, but they executed their game plan well (break quick before we get back in position, and make early passes/crosses).

The second goal came from the same style of play. Unfortunate with the parry into the balls of the United player, who to me (with my Liverpool glasses) seemed to scrape the ball, giving it more loop and spin.

But even though we can point to bad luck in the goals, the defending of the breaks was piss poor. And what’s our right back doing as a wide forward?

Go out and get the next goal. Stop trying to be so intricate when in the box and get a shot away. Best chance of a goal is probably a VVD header of we actually win a corner.

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Cue the rain.

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just you wait until the lads have the famous halftime slot talk

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The half time talk will work be next so let’s see how that goes. We always play differently in the second half and they have the most dangerous lead in football…

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2nd best to the opposition in all areas of a football match for probably the 40th time this season.

Piece of piss making chances against us.
Piece of piss defending us.
Out paced all the time.
Out fought in so many duels.

I’m not watching now, I’m sulking in another room. If we were to get away with a 2-0 defeat, it will be a miracle.

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Anyone sitting through the second half is a masochist.

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Remember, Slot claims to know the reason why we’re so shit, but won’t tell anyone.

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Can’t get any worse, right?

We have had only 4 touches in the opposition box. This is how bad we are.

This idiot could relegate us next season. Make no mistake about it.

Dildobaggins is revealed to be sweeting’s sock puppet account

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I wouldn’t mind if we were competitive, but we are so passive and lacklustre. It’s as if they can’t be arsed.

We understand…deflected arsegoal…handball 2nd…the luck just isn’t with us…but there again we are playing the Mancs…and this fucking ref is giving every bee’s fart touch on a player as a free kick…I know we’re shit at the moment…but we are against at least 13 players…

Remember the 7-0 thrashing we gave them under Klopp…

They can surely stop repeating ‘inconclusive’ when we can see the spin of the ball change after touching his hand.

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Remember when we used to take the piss out of Utd and Onana every week? How I long for those days.

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Well that was abject. I appreciate that we have a lot of injuries at the moment, but I would expect the players on the pitch to look fit. Our last game was 8 days ago, not 48 hours. It’s just not acceptable.

We have had 3 league wins on the bounce, which leads to a false sense of hope, and now we immediately return to our average mediocrity. Something has to change with this coaching setup.

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Said the biggest Tolkien nerd in here!