Penandez goal again.
Crazy thing is it looks like he didnât even get a touch!
Bitters pls score one more and make it a scrapâŚa few tasty tacklesâŚbut a drawâŚpls
Who do we want to win this? The plague plays against cholera, I donât want a winner, is a draw ok?
We should knit Fernandes some Christmas mittens. Heâs keeping Ole in the job singlehandedly.
They should both do like Trump and claim victory before the actual result is rendered and they go home empty-handed.
No, definitely a Utd win for me, with a couple of players sent off.
Iâm with you. United are no threat to us at all, especially while Ole is at the wheel. Everton on the other hand are shit-eating scum cunts and I wish nothing but misery on them, the cunts.
almost off the ball foul by coleman on fernandes, game allowed to go on. Expect there will be some cards if this continues
I will say that Iâm surprised at Carlo here. Anyone with eyes can see that the way to beat United is set up a low block and hit them on the break. They literally canât do anything against a well-organized defensive set up. I get that teams want to play attacking football, but that just plays into Unitedâs hands.
I think it depends if Carlo got those âbrown envelopesâ to the officials on time.
I fucking hate him. The cunt.
Or let them dominate the first 10 minutes and miss 2 chances to go 1-0 up, hit them with a thumping header from a corner on 15 minutes before wrapping it up in stoppage time. 
Seems like Bruno Fernandes is either scoring a goal or lying on the pitch moaning. Annoying fellow.
Keane goes with a double attack on Martial. Arm to head when challenging for the ball in the air; followed it up with a knee to the head. Everton are the new worse burnley
What a gameâŚi find myself laughing at every goal no matter who scored. This is too good
Shit cunts, to a man.
It was so fun to hear him run his mouth while they were on their run in the late winter/spring only to see him get shut up emphatically this fall. Two decent goals today, to be fair, he is a decent talent, but I feel like the media has just gone âwhat an impact heâs hadâ rather than âyes heâs a good talent BUT he scores a million penalties.â But, nuance doesnât sell in the same way sensationalism does. 
It gives me little pleasure to say that Keane is a United rejectâŚbut at the same time I find myself satisfied saying that Keane is a United reject.
