Let’s play a parallel universe game. Take each of those quotes and ascribe it to a TAN poster.
Since I came up with the game, you go first.
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You have to thank Mourinho for that he moaned so much in the press about him pulling out of England team to be fit for shitty
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This was def me.
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First time in agreeance
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Pep was pissed. He was loudly asking his assistant “how many times?” I dont think he was talking about his CBs not being aware of what was happening over their shoulder. I think he was asking about the number of $50m FBs hed have to buy before he found a reliable one.
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Can’t find either Sell Mahrez, 50 MN worth of waste or I love Jesus yet to assign one 
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Someone in the BBC compared his tactics to Dyche’s
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Where is @RedOpium? I demand answers or apologies.
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Only for the early spurs goal this would be end to end with goals galore. 
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A draw would be the best result for us but I really, really, really want a 96th minute equaliser ruled out by VAR.
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De Bruyne doesn’t pass to Mahrez. There’s a rift in the camp. Media needs to get onto this quickly!!
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Strange from the ref; City player down in the box and he let City attack. They gave two fucks and carried on and then he blew as soon as Lloris got hold of it.
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Sorry, but this part in isolation is just too funny without context 
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Twiiiceeee
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Maureen will get some credit for that substitute.
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Masterclass
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Bwahahahahahaha 2.0
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He’ll definitely take even if he doesn’t get
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Ederson is wank!
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