Mourinho is so happy he won’t poke anyone’s eye today.
Have you lost your mind?
I thought I saw sterling coming on. 
Damn Rodri is so slow.
You may want consider leaving predictions to @Magnus
Kane down.
Kane has just left Rodri for dead.
He’s even slower than I thought he was.
Just keep collecting points, Reds…
67 will win it this year…
Bookmark it.
Everyone’s started to copy Kane into diving now, but he has claimed them all…
You have to credit City for not panicking and sticking to this lullaby strategy
Is he allowed to book Kane?
Would you want Kane breathing on you?
He’s injured what do you expect
What time is Pep’s presser and who is on Loon duty then?
Jesus can’t even score, might as well cancel Christmas.
Jesus still has a smacked arse for a face, I see.
By how many goals are you going to lose again, Pep??
No don’t answer, we know it 
No Christmas card for you.
Bloody heathen.
I know this is a season unlike any other but it’s still going to take more than that. The lowest winning total since the league changed to 38 games is 75; it’s going to take at least that again.