Premier League 2020/21 (Part 1)

Go on Leeds you horrible cunts,1-0

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It’s not often you get @Alright_Now, @cynicaloldgit and @Scott.Jones tossing out their trademarks in three successive posts, is it?

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The TAN Hat Trick.

A special Christmas gift.

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I hope my stomach feels better by Christmas. I can’t go on at the moment. It’s all very bleak and dark.

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Welcome to my world.

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How about a pumpkin pie laced heavily with turmeric and ginger?

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I am wondering if I will ever eat another Indian meal again and you are mocking me?

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Gripe water and/ or boiled water.

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This is like an MLS match. Defending is optional. EDIT. Seems mathematically impossible to have only one goal.

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Delph should know that diving works if you don’t dive on to the defender’s back.

I just wish this gurgling would stop. I am the titanic.

Allan is a weasel

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What did you eat? Or was it the West Bay tap water again?

How fitting. My phone battery is almost dead. A metaphor.

Burnt Toast will a little butter/margarine will do the business…

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Pickford pretending that hurt

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Are you suggesting he has no balls?

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Howling. Chicken burrito. I even went whole wheat tortilla and no rice.

Sigh.

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The Ev should have had a hammering here. Nonetheless, no need to quibble with them losing anyway.

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What an outstanding result for Leeds. Played their hearts out.

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He should be playing for Spurs in that case.

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