I’m not a religious man but I’ll be thanking the lord that this game is over.
I’m so happy! Something uplifting
Lucas Moura given 4 minutes to… waste?
NBC saying fantastic shift for Son.
Bawahaha Giroud
Giroud, what a good chance. Fluffed it completely after the error by Rodon.
I thought he’d gone off!
I’m glad I didn’t watch much of this.
Lo Celso bawahaha
Liar
(Absolutely full sentence)
Quality football, been missing all game
Kai Havertz has the heart of a mustard seed. He makes Werner seem like Roy Keane by comparison. I am thrilled Chelsea spent (wasted) the money on him.
Best waste of time ever
Lo Celsius…
Boring game. That’s a good keeper the Chavs have bought though.
Masterclass
Mourinho masterclass since past 200 years
25 minutes in total. No point wasting my life. 
If at first 100 million you don’t succeed…
Did you come up with that yourself?