Just buy some styrofoam cups.
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Entertainment and goals.
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Scoreless snoozer then
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I do suspect Spurs might be more for real than some do. It’s not that I think they are that good, but that the challenges of this season probably aligns well to what Jose is good at. There are pretty stark stats about how overall workrate within games is down this year, which makes sense. A team that is good at playing a physically reserved sort of football has a natural advantage this year.
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Also some diving.
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And some Fernandinho sniding
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If recent patterns hold, United will win. Ole often follows up his career-teetering losses with sack-delaying victories.
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Sterling has got a tarantula on his head.
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From the BBC
"This looks a painful one for United midfielder Fred, it looks a dead leg after a bump from Kevin de Bruyne.
The Brazilian gets back to his feet gingerly."
No need for the pisstake at the end 
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Are we all hoping for a draw?
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And a few red cards, controversies, managers getting pissed off and so on…
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United win for me.
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United or draw in that order. My head hurts.
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Is this match being played without fans? I don’t see any, and it sounds a bit like canned noise.
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Me too.
'We all follow Utd ’
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Sterling looks like he’s just back from his Little Mix audition
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Manc land in tier 3 so no fans.
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Fred Basset coming off? Please no we need his level of quality on the pitch. Not to mention he’s a red card seeking missile.
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Nothing bad has happened to them. I expect them to implode when it does.
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The number of times defenders push attackers receiving the ball with their back to them seems crazy to me. Why give away so many cheap free kicks? It must infuriate managers.
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