Never, ever, diss pork pies. 
Man U should be happy with a point at this stage.
Sterling weasel
Hopefully it stays 0-0 then.
No heās definitely reptile. Look at that tortoise shell on his head.
Pepās beginning to adopt that Roy Hodgson vaguely catatonic stare.
Was just about to comment that him not getting yellows is one of the most mystifying things in football.
Must be the lamest manc Darby in history.
Bruno is nothing without a hop skip and jump
Our last few games at OT have been much the same as this. Both City and us show them too much respectā¦
Which Shakespeare play did he feature in?
Much Ado About Nothing
How the fuck do you pick a man of the match.
Even the match officials donāt want much more of this shite. 2 minutes!
I get drunk first.
Probably a sound tactic here.
Shittest game ever, fantastic result.
Hammers fifth still. So thereās that.
Fucking hell, Pogba shows absolutely no game intelligence whatsoever. Just before the final whistle he is pointing to who knows where when City had a throw in without even looking at the throw taker only for the ball to whizz centimetres past him to create a chance. Talk about unconscious, geez.
Anyway, a wonderfully shit game and excellent result to ease the recent jizz fests from the media.
Twas shyte.
Back to peacock. I had better start switching. Might be able to catch the second half then.