@Magnus try to focus and give us your predictions for Chelsea and City.
Have you ever read Sundgodtâs comics?
No, but heâs read all your posts.
Does that count?
Arse v Chelsea should be worth a watch.
Oh great. The match has resumed.
Promising post for Newcastle
Iâm going to have a nap.
Wake me up if anything interesting happens.
HmmâŚ
Manchester City have been so uneven this season. Some games they have been really strong (last one was for instance good), but they have had a nasty (or lovable, depending on your pov) tendency to stumble the game after. They have yet to play consequitive good games and find good form. Manchester United have for instance found actual form, but City really hasnât. They are unstable. But Newcastle will still be a lucky lottery winner if they get points from this. They need City to waste something like 9-10 chances (because City will produce more than 7 chances) and they need a goal themselves to get a draw. I think 3-1 is a logical result. But even then, that means that Newcastle is fighting. If they donât fight well enough, and if everything clicks for City, they could lose with 5-6 goals. I donât think that will actually happen though. I think 3-1 or 3-0 are the most likely results. But City can falter, they are up and down. But home against the Toons ? Nah, theyâll win this I fear.
Chelsea slightly more stable. But some of Chelseas important players, particularly new signings, have yet to glue into the tea, properly. We have Haivertz, and Timo Werner misses a lot (but not as bad as some say, his speed stretches teams, opening up space for other Chelsea players, so not all bad with him).
Arsenal though, Chelsea will be too strong, doesnât matter if Arsenal plays better than previously, Chelsea is a better and more all rounded team, unless they have a major day off. Arsenal has a quick lethal attack, but frail in midfield and defence, and their midfield will be bullied by Chelseas much stronger midfield. This I think, will be a very fun match to watch, but also probably humiliating for Arsenal.
Again, (bit boring this, eh?) I think 1-3 is a likely result. Arsenal huffs and puffs, likely will get a goal over 90 min, but Chelsea will punish them on the counter, may score on a set ball (hello Giroudâs long toe !) and will produce better chances. Looking forward to that game actually.
Listening to Martin Keown should come with unlimited free coffee,the boring cunt.
Strangely I feel Newcastle has more of a choice for points than Arsenal. So Iâd bet Arsenal.
I agree. Newcastle probably better chances at a draw (though they are not good) than Arsenal has for a point.
I may bet Newcastle with your money
Lol, not sure I like you placing bets for me 
Sadly Schlupp slipped suddenly.
Some summary
Wonder if Roy has counted the number of Villa players
Woy wonât be happy if they canât get at least a point.
Is there anything sadder than watching a Hodgson team trying to play with a man advantage?
Palace are struggling.
Only Old Yeller comes to mind. And even then itâs close.