Villa are in impressive form but now they have Chelsea, Utd and Spurs on the trot, it will be interesting.
If you use the game in hand formula thoughâŚoh wait that didnât work for Ole today.
Maybe. But Iâll be watching you for any giveaway owlish wisdom.
Will lose all three, like proper pussies they are.
Anything thatâs eaten with a spoon!!!
Who will be the shittest expensive player out of Havertz v Pepe tonight,Havertz has taken the limelight off of Pepe recently so is favourite imo.
My missus lied to me.
She told me that the pyjamas she bought me for Christmas are custom made, but Arsenal are warming up in them.
Good job there are no fans there, or theyâd be wearing them too.
She didnât, The Arse stole the design.
I must say that theyâre very slimming. The design stole myâŚ
My missus got a good laugh out of that
Is Werner out?
No. Heâs just shit.
No he went to sit down for Christmas Dinner yesterday but missed the chair.
Alex Scott - Timo Werner is exceptional. Alex isnât there some plates to wash.(Joke)
Thatâs sexist mate,maybe sheâs an untidy cunt like me.
I canât remember any more. Whose season starts now?
Yours. (Ten characters)
If Chelsea donât win this Frank will go into meltdown.
Just to show how fucking clueless Fat Frank is: Giroud is their best CF by miles.
So he starts with Tampon.
Should be 1-0 to the arse.