Premier League 2023/24 (Part 1)

Seems appropriate

Maupay offside LMAO

Clinton Morrison on GSS says Sheffield United/Palace will end goalless due to a severe lack of quality in both teams.

10 seconds later Palace score. :poop:

Top class punditry

Bowen helping out my fantasy team there :ok_hand:

Clinton Morrison on Sky Sports always sounds like he’s on a lads’ night out and that he’s potentially taking the piss with anything he’s saying.

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Is Garner. back on a permanent move to Everton ?

It’s a difficult watch these days with Merson, Morrison and Dawson all struggling to string a coherent sentence together.

Merson’s substance abuse and subsequent damage is well documented.

What excuses do Morrison and Dawson have? Do they turn up drunk live on air? Certainly seems like it sometimes

Damn. Jiminez almost got the bitters exploding

In the Arses game and the current Brighton game, ref has given a card to a defender when the attacker just knocked the ball past and ran directly into them. Can’t see how they can get out of the way (both instances no obvious movement made to block).

Apparently an early crackdown on it. Salah wouldn’t even get a free kick for that, never mind the opponent getting a card.

Watching Everton play allows me to build up my “tolerance” for “quality football” gradually after so many weeks away.

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Dyche would be happy with Everton’s defending though. Lack of talent , atleast get your body behind the ball and hope a deflection doesn’t go in

Exactly! I’ll believe this “crackdown” is universal when I see Mo starting to get calls

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Can see Everton squeaking a win out now.

Mitrovic seems to be injured. Just came in from the bench

Own player brushes Welbeck’s leg in the penalty area, and Welbeck embellishes his fall claiming a pen. Embarrassing

Manure fucking scum. Can’t expect anything more

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Everton bought and bred Patterson misses a sitter.

Soft pen for Brighton. A hand on chest, and then Pedro flops. Bruno Penandes would be proud.

Pedro takes the pen himself for the goal.

One of those if ref gives it, no chance of overturn despite being sofyer than a marshmallow.

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