Premier League 2023/24 (Part 1)

[mattyhurst]

[Sithbare]

Most talented Everton signing in the last decade and a half.

[El_Dorado]

Pretty amazing to see 38yo Young and 37yo Milner both starting PL matches in similar positions.

[Herb]

Maupay couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat.

[Sithbare]

@Herb

Maupay couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat.

Would he get his aim right in real life ?

[koptician]

@RedWhippet

I’ve been trying out the Sky upgrade. The surround sound is quite immersive. I just had a very Scouse, “Fuckin’ boooooooo!” from the back of the room.

So…”Foghing beooouuuuu”

[Herb]

Villa going with Konsa and Mings over Carlos and Torres, Newcastle benching Barnes with Almiron and Gordon starting. Interesting selections.

[koptician]

This will NEVER get old

[Sithbare]

@Worgan

4-1 to Brighton. Ferguson should get the nod over Welbeck in the next game.

I think the issue is the lack of stamina and strength. They’re handling Ferguson correctly. For someone who’s only 18 , there needs to be care. Probably when he’s 19-20 , you’ll see him being given more minutes.

[koptician]

@Sithbare

I think the issue is the lack of stamina and strength. They’re handling Ferguson correctly. For someone who’s only 18 , there needs to be care. Probably when he’s 19-20 , you’ll see him being given more minutes.

How good is Ferguson? Michael Owen at 18 level being a measure

[Sithbare]

@koptician

How good is Ferguson? Michael Owen at 18 level?

I think he’s pretty good. Not Owen at 18 level of course (Few are/were as good). But someone who can be a 15-20 goal a season guy given a couple more years.

[Sithbare]

Just checked his stats , he’s scored 10 goals (all competition last year) , played only 25 matches and missed around 5 games due to injury.

That’s impressive. Miles better than Danny Fucking Welbeck who scored 7 goals in 37 matches (all competitions) last year.

[koptician]

@Sithbare

That’s impressive. Miles better than Danny Fucking Welbeck who scored 7 goals in 37 matches (all competitions) last year.

I feel a bit bad for Welbeck, there was a player there but knee injuries robbed him of his effectiveness.

Unlike Maupay…who has never been effective

[Sithbare]

@koptician

Unlike Maupay…who has never been effective

Maupay was probably better than Welbeck at Brighton.

[WooltonRed]

@RedWhippet

I’ve been trying out the Sky upgrade. The surround sound is quite immersive. I just had a very Scouse, “Fuckin’ boooooooo!” from the back of the room.

Was it accompanied by a seat cushion hitting the back of your head?

[Sithbare]

Also it’s to do with the system that Brighton play as well. I swear he got signed by Everton on the virtue of his FPL scores. He was a pretty safe bet for those FPL sides when he was in Brighton.

Brighton would do well to get a decent-good striker this window. Even if only for 2-3 years. They don’t have the killer edge.

[koptician]

@WooltonRed

Was it accompanied by a seat cushion hitting the back of your head?

You’d be lucky if it was only the seat cushion and not he rest if the seat as well

[Sithbare]

Will Everton auction those seats at Goodison when they go to a new stadium ?

[mattyhurst]

I expect people to take souvenirs home with them. Let’s face it their security is terrible at the best of times.

[WooltonRed]

@Sithbare

Will Everton auction those seats at Goodison when they go to a new stadium ?

They have enough trouble selling them now!