United have way outperformed their xP so far, based on xG and xGA.
They’ll come back down to earth this next month, as they have several tough matches against actual quality opponents instead of bottom-half fodder.
They’ll end up somewhere around 8th, IMO. Ten Hag might be saved by the Ratcliffe nonsense as they’ll want to spend the rest of the season evaluating, but if we batter them again and they flunk out of the CL and FA cup, it might be curtains for the baldy cunt.
Newcastle winning 1-0
Great goal by Izak
I expect Dyche might cause early heartache
£55m basic for Cucurella. The mind boggles. But then Mudryk says hi.
Gordon is so used to diving he does it even when there aren’t any other players around.
Just feel it’s coming 
Nah seriously sometimes you get a feeling about games and that tomorrow gives me those vibes
I can’t get past the fact he looks like an old woman.
From your lip to God’s ear, Matthew.
Trippier has bought the dark arts with him from his time in Spain. They are just breaking up play and make the game stop start.
Chelsea equaliser
1-1
Nice goal by Donald Duck. He’s been playing well the last few games. Has stepped it up.
I still have residual nice feelings for Sterling based on his youth career here but I must say that I never saw him as someone capable of scoring free kicks.
Shocked he was even able to kick it hard enough to reach the goal from there.
What a miss by Joelinton
It’s an open match 
He tried to be too cute. Just needed good contact. Even if it then went close to a defender, a full head on it would be at pace for a goal.
Draw in the Saudi plastic derby and a Brentford win later on would be mwah x.
Get in Burnley.
Moyes winning football games again I see.