Premier League 2023/24 (Part 1)

He’s no crouch

Cry about that one now, you cunts

So much for Olise yesterday being goal of the season, cya later.

Fucking hell what a great goal

Eveton’s fierce resistance stood up well.

I’ve been sick of how much seriousness the cries of the Everton fans has received. I’m somehow partially hoping for a big utd win now

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Fluke…

Nice goal Friar Tuck.

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He asked his barber for the ‘Dumb and Dumber’ special.

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Direct opposite of a fluke. 100% intended and superbly executed.

One with the middle layer :+1:

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Yes Neville, bicycle kick goals are usually because the ball is moving away from goal…be pretty hard to score them if they weren’t.

Have you ever seen a bicycle kick goal from an inswinging cross Gary? If you have I’d very much like to see it.

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Have the mancs been to the hairdressers…garnacho, rashford…

RIP Tottenham Hotspur’s Title Bid
August 13th, 2023 - November 26th, 2023

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Bonfire night was a few weeks ago lads.

This is the kind of match that Dyche is reliably crap at, early deficit and he just never has a response

He’s crap at anything that resembles playing football.

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There could be a few handbags in this game…

Mr Mcthuggery…disappears really quick when fouls anyone…sneaky shit…

Everton are useless twats, always have been, yet I always hope they will show some pride and fight against our rivals. Spoiler alert: they won’t. Their game plan is bewildering: go long or cross it on sight, playing to main strengths of Man United’s centre backs.

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McTominay protesting his innocence, when he actually managed to foul two Everton players in the same action - each of which could earn him a yellow

Not sure how he avoided one for the step on the Achilles

You spelled ‘Dyche’ wrong