the problem with newcastle is they have no plan B, they tend to run out of ideas rather quickly when they dont score
Finally motherfucker
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Long overdue
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Gordon just kissed the badge.
Kissing his badge 
No idea where the Utd defence was but weâll take it.
âWhatâs that saying? Whatâs that saying?! Donât eat cucumber in a womenâs prison and donât trust Manchester Utd!â
and then they score
ETH shaking his head like theyâve done anything.
Going score a couple here you feel as Man Itd have to now be a bit more attacking.
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Holy ChristâŚ
The Goldbridge clip for that goal is gonna be all time.
He went on a big rant about holding in a shit, but then shitting your pants.
Iâm in hysterics.
Suppose he could bring Antony on
ETH post match: âwe played well until they scored and then we played well again until they scored againâ
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yep⌠they were already quiet open, now they will be more open than a whorehouse with a black friday sale
I canât stop laughing at the cucumber gagâŚ
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180m of extraterrastial talent about to come on.
18 games, no goals between them.
Nuthin from nuthin, but Iâd eat cucumber in a womenâs prison. Donât @ me.
They are in a constant state of panic 
they are just not good and not well coached either
Newcastle v Spurs for 4th should be a good battle.
Hopefully Villa can stay in and around until the end.
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Jesus HâŚ
Mrs SBYM just asked whatâs so funny. I told her but had to explain the cucumber gag.
Sharp as a bowling ball, that oneâŚ
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