Premier League 2023/24 (Part 1)

Goldbridge just said ; ‘Bruno looks like his dog’s just been run over. That’s the captain of Man Utd.’

:joy:

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Porro’s a bad defender but his crossing’s alright.

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He always looks like that though. Poor pets

Shit defending by Spurs.

Get out of there Ange

What is it with the toilet brush hairstyle…

If Fernanades is Ratboy, Martinez is Ratboy II. That “mustache” should be illegal.

dude working on his porno career

Rashford back to being Gash. A decent forward would have atleast gotten a shot away.

He does like to go horizontal, as evidenced when Salah sent him to the deck in the 7-0. :stuck_out_tongue:

its his decision-making. just constantly makes wrong decisions

He’s a world class old dog, Garnacho & Hojlund world class young players, Rashford has looked good today so he’s back to being world class.

Mctomminay’s just come on so he’s now world class as well.

Yep.

You cant score if you don’t shoot. Especially in that position.

And goes for the glory shot when there are better options there.

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How shit is United’s defence in setpieces ? No tactical nous at all.

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I wonder how many times Spurs fans have chanted the lyrics “Annnnnnnd the Spurs go marching onnnnnnnnn” since they actually last marched to a trophy win?

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martinez taking the comedy too far with that haircut

How the fuck are manures rating Mainoo highly ?

He’s not even Tyler Morton level.

he is pretty good to be fair

both teams exhausted

Nope. His positioning is wrong. Too many balls going through to the strikers where he’s supposed to be blocking them out.

If Werner could finish even like Nunez, his pace would have broken United