Premier League 2023/24 (Part 1)

I wonder who Dyche thinks is bothering to lip read what he’s saying?

Phil :frowning:

Well he helped us get VVD and Ali so …

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No he didn’t. Barcelona’s stupidity did.

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Digne was laughing near the sideline thinking “Thank fuck I left those losers when I did”

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2 shots on target, 11 fouls. Dyche-ball

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Short Arms with his name on his gloves - Remember my mum doing that to my gloves… when I was about 5yrs old :0)

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Bet he has a pices of elastic threaded up thru his shirt sleeves so he doesn’t lose em…seen that before

Everton down with Wolves, now absolute bottom on goal difference. But Wolves look to be a much, much better side, and probably should have got at least a point v. ManU.

…guess who those two are playing next week. Too early to call it a relegation 6-pointer?

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:0)

90+1 mins

Post update

Aston Villa 4-0 Everton

Another nine minutes of time added on. I’m sure the Everton fans and players love seeing that.

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Any pubs having mostly Everton fanbase can see a rapid increase in Hard Liquor sales whenever Everton lose.

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Danjuma comes into Everton and instantly looks shite

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For teams towards the bottom end of the table that tweak to the time added rule is surely going to be a killer - these are sides with presumably fewer players to call upon and spend more time chasing games so have less freedom to make substitutions?

They have Thomas Cannon on the bench, who I don’t think is a special player but he scored at a great rate for Preston last season - Dyche doesn’t even consider bringing him on.

They sold Ellis Simms, a 6ft 3in striker who has scored goals at every level (including Championship) for £3m.

They have Jarrad Branthwaite on the bench. 20 year old CB who had a great season at PSV last season. They persist with Michael Keane.

They deserve to go down for being so regressive.

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Digne skipped being shite but every footballer nowadays regressed after moving from Everton.

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Villa gifting possession time and again in their own half and Everton looking more toothless than a pensioner missing their dentures

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Complete head scratcher that one

FIFY

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So good I couldn’t not capture it.

:0)

90+7 mins

SUBSTITUTION

Aston Villa 4-0 Everton

A late change for Everton as Tyler Onyango is sent on for his fourth Premier League appearance, he replaces Abdoulaye Doucouré.

Some of the Everton fans still here won’t have seen the change because they have their heads in their hands

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