Premier League 2023/24 (Part 1)

Silly me…must’ve misheard the commentator.

Yeah well done Soucek you fucking helmet.

Arreola saves!!! Stick that 105m up ya ass Chelskit,

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Nice save

Emerson bit of a cunt there.

Sterling’s ripping these apart, running through them like they’re not even there.

Did Hammers really reject 70m for Paqueta? He’s been a disgrace.

This match is pretty nasty. Some very sketchy tackling. Areola read Enzo’s eyes on that pen.

It’s a tough day to walk around can’t imagine playing in this.

Chu coming off not sure what he has done but it doesn’t look good.

Can’t put weight on that leg could be another couple of months one.

The injuries are piling on for Chelsea.

They will just sign another 3.

One thing I remember about Ponchettino’s sides bar the absolute ignorance towards concussion is they felt they had poor injury records.

If Klopp is over cautious then Ponchettino is the other way.

Well they’ve got plenty of other players sat in the back rooms…just waiting for the chance…

Chu—kwu—eme—ka

Or just Chucks
Chu
Chuka
Emeka

Malcolm mudridge is on…why doesn’t he start…

Moyes more of the same

Or Chumbawumba, because it’s easier to remember.

WHU must have the slowest side in the Prem. Making Sterling look 10 Kph faster than last week. Or did he get some Dianabol-laced hooch in his hooka pipe this week?

That’s why West Ham persist with Antonio :slight_smile:
Smashing strike. 2-1

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Oh oh Antonio…

My friends name was quite similar and he named himself Chu, apparently it’s relatively common or was to do so in his family/friends.

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I know. I’m of Nigerian descent and Igbo too

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Antonio is a beast. Good hold-up striker and can finish. Just short of top level. Scored 7 in Europe last season. That’s not too shabby.

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Tom Hanks Hello GIF