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SMS Message: Dyche out Potter in… from Andy
SMS Message: Sean Dyche needs to go! We got Ancelotti before, we need a top manager like that once again! from Anon
SMS Message: We are down it’s been fun. from Dan, an Everton fan
SMS Message: Three games in and you’d be daft to bet against Everton going down. Toxic club, top to bottom. from Chris
Why would Potter take the Everton job?
Daft cunts some Everton fans are.
So, two clubs have not scored in August, Everton and Burnley. Burnley has only played one match though. Everton have played about 300 minutes without scoring, and 200 of those have been at Goodison.
It is actually impressive how much of a mess that club is now.
And Everton have had a “easy” lineup of matches so far. 2 out of the 3 teams (Fulham & Wolves at home) are games teams expect to be winning.
Another game where the ref swings the points in favour of Man Utd. They’ve somehow got 6 points from three games.
The pen today was a complete joke. Rashford sees player start to dangle a leg, so dives, but the player pulls out - however, the diving action then initiates slight contact, which is enough for VAR to back up the ref’s decision. Never a pen.
Just saw arsenal’s second. Fuck that. Clear foul from Saka in the play before the goal that left their CB down injured. They then played on with keeping everyone onside and arsenal scored from the space their CB would have been
Dreaming of “lush” transfer days at Burnley.
Two words, Howard Webb, now head of PGMOL. Forever helping United out when he was a ref, and a friend of Sir Fergi.
Surprised no mention of Rafa, thought those chums would still be blaming him.
Also when Traore was offered the chance to go for a pen he declined and went for the goal. Talk about fair play and who deserved to win this …
Im just happy Arsenal dropped points, could be important for us in the end 
Wonder what Milner’s running stats look like this season. Can he still be among the highest runner’s on the pitch?
What a mess by Webster, not much better from Gilmour tbh. Bowen simple tap in.
Punched his head off there
“Maybe if his name was David De Moyesy, we’d appreciate him a bit more.”
Shut the fuck up, Robbie Earle.
Boring lazy xenophobia
Perfect none penalty shoulder barge there.
West Ham providing the blueprint on how to beat Brighton. Great finish that.
Got points for Bowen now 
Brighton have had all of the ball, West Ham have had all of the goals.
82/18 possession 