Premier League 2023/24 (Part 1)

That centre midfield is so slow.

They’ve got Mike Dean on commentary hopefully he doesn’t feel sorry for his mate again :roll_eyes:

Is it my tv or are Arsenal 100% playing Newcastle?

Rashford and Martial even look like Isak and Wilson.

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Hope they play as well as Newcastle did yesterday.

So far it seems like it.

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Are they booing Antony because he is shit?

Poor Newscaster United. They are playing twice this weekend.

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What colour is that shirt even supposed to be? What an eyesore.

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Taylor on a United match :face_vomiting:

Onana is an accident waiting to happen.

I’m sure it’s basically the Juventus shirt from last year or the year before just slightly adapted.

This just in. List of English clubs living on past glory.

(3) Manchester United. 10 years since last league title.
(2) Arsenal. 19 years since last league title.
(1) Everton. A geologic age since last league title.

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“We’ve seen the showreels” based on that new Man Utd striker.

He only scored 9 so it’s probably less than 5 minutes.

For a second I thought I was watching Newcastle

The commentator just referred to Hoijland as ‘rockstar Rasmus’.

ManU would be better if they stopped giving the ball away

Vintage Havertz

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He’d score a dozen for us if he was the under Klopp

That was comedy all over.

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‘Thank God for Haavertz’ - Goldbridge

That goalie needs to shout at his defence more that will keep Arsenal out.