Premier League 2024/25 (Part 1)

[koptician]

The game is so bad that in the bbc live feed it said FULL-TIME before hastily changing it back to HALF-TIME

[SBYM]

@Alright_Now_Legend

@SBYM off to the caf and moon with you

I’ve got all the entertainment I need right here, thank you very much.

Goldbridge melting while Matt from Edinburgh twists the knife.

[The-AllMightyReds]

Roy Keane

Micah - “He’s better than that”

Roy in his squeaky voice - “Is he? I’m not so sure”

[Limiescouse]

@Alright_Now_Legend

Butchery it is said

I prefer Dario

[cynicaloldgit]

Bill.

(Waiting for @PeachesEnRegalia to post a picture of Pat from his private collection)

[Alright_Now_Legend]

@Sithbare’s butcher taunting @cynicaloldgit

[mattyhurst]

Funnier because they have conceded 42% of their goals from corners

[mattyhurst]

Love how Amorim did a hand wanking gesture at the Danish Haaland just now.

[Alright_Now_Legend]

And Danish Haaland nodded like it made perfect axiomatic sense

[mattyhurst]

If they get anything here I’m going claim that it was because they called them all wankers.

Like he wouldn’t be wrong but….

[toro]

Pretty mediocre all around

[mattyhurst]

And then Jim Ratcliffe appears as by magic.

[RER]

This is like watching paint dry.

[SBYM]

Took him ages to get to his seat.

He fired all of the stewards so had to find it himself.

[sandsoftime]

Get Involvedpublished at 17:37 Greenwich Mean Time

17:37 GMT

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What a surprise, the ball isn’t being cut back to the edge of the 6 yard box every 5 minutes, so Haaland has been invisible. The guy is so ineffective when City aren’t utterly dominant.

Tom

Erling Haaland had six touches in the first half. Rasmus Hojlund had nine. None of those touches came in the opposition’s box

[mattyhurst]

Probably safe for him here at Man City.

Probably doesn’t go Old Trafford as someone might poison the wine.

[mattyhurst]

They could do with Garnacho, I’d say Rashford but I’m not going take the piss.

Anyhow that goalie top is hideous, brown with pink. Plus he is more tattooed than the entirety of the Māori population.

[SBYM]

OMG!

You’re Matt from Edinburgh!

I like your style!!

[sandsoftime]

'I am embarrassed for Walker’published at 17:31 Greenwich Mean Time

17:31 GMT

HT: Man City 1-0 Man Utd

Roy Keane
Former Man United midfielder on Sky Sports

I would have given a red card to Walker [for the altercation with Hojlund]. Walker must be embarrassed to go down like that - an experienced player. I don’t know the guy and I’m embarrassed for him.

[Arminius]

This is just a bizarre match, elite-level ball skills and woeful team play shown by both sides.