Funny you should ask. The other day I was wondering about something and my wife told me about this website called “Google”, apparently you can look up anything and find out what you need to know in a matter of seconds. Technology, eh?
Kudus hasn’t really lived up to the excitement that surrounded him last season.
Good player still mind.
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Emi Martnez, you lucky lucky boy.
Potter sit down 
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You should tell your wife that google has become unhelpful in finding the information you are looking for after Alphabet got taken over by Mckinsey trained cunts who decided to purposefully destroy its principle product in search of additional ad revenue.
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I’m watching Arnie watching the skiing in Kitzbuhel.
‘Who is your daddy and what does he do?’
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Haha @PeachesEnRegalia
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Summoning @cynicaloldgit to tell us all about neoliberalism
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Wait Garnacho is playing? I thought he was being sold?
Wilson clattered the little ratfucker. 
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Had to read the teamsheets again to make certain.
Turns out he is!
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Okay terrific!
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No yellow for Ugarte?
Another foul unpunished…he’s having a mare.
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I did like how they focused on Almorim’s trainers 
Very nice and white.
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I do like how every graphic stat they bring up is basically saying how shit Man Utd are.
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That touch Jimenez…
40mins gone, not a single shot for Utd.
Oh and if there wasn’t enough cnuts on the pitch the big Fifa cnut is in the stands.
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Hes been doing rounds was at the Emptyhad yesterday.
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The worst 45mins of football I’ve seen this year.
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Wilson’s night is over.
Adama to have a run at Maguire should be fun.
If Utd score here, Castagne should be docked 4 years wages.
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