Premier League 2024/25 (Part 1)

Adama running at people is always fun… they usually absolutely crap themselves as he flies or bullies past them… then nothing ever comes of it all.

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On comes Krusty and Droopy.

Bruno is quite ugly.

He put me off some crisps I was eating, like you can eat crisps watching silent witness.

Anyhow rest in peace Garnacho…

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Hi, I wanted to know how it’s going

Imagine watching paint dry that’s about as good as it gets.

Mostly aimless attacks that burn out and players feigning injuries off finger pokes.

Expected goals at 0.24 for each team seems over generous.

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I’m in the market for just that! It gives me something to mock. I think I’ll join you.

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And there you go… Adama bulies through one defender, gives a shoulder fake, the defender falls trying to react… and the ball somehow ends on the touch line with an offside flag raised

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It’s essentially having an NFL player run at you full speed. Luckily for the league his general play can also resemble an NFL player who accidently found himself on a football pitch.

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I have a soft spot for him after that one game where he tore Man City a new one.

This was when most teams basically got made a new one by them.

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Fuck me this is dreadful.

22 absolute waste of spaces.

Can’t believe I ditched dancing on ice for this.

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Haha @SBYM

Now that you’re here, I have something to mock, too.

Unfortunately, I am watching the NFC Championship Game, so I don’t have time.

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Shoot. I forgot about that. I’m rooting for @StevieJayUSA though and hope you are too.

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He is bigger and faster than everyone else…

I love watching him play and always felt like he could be a fun option on the bench, but it really is a bit of a novelty side show

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I enjoy watching him too. He works hard and I always think he’ll do something and he never does. A lot like me in that sense.

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But he’s crap at actually playing the game.

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Well sure… but wasn’t that fun right there where it took 2 defenders to drag him to the turf after just ran over the first one?

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Mostly because he ran over Yoro

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If I wanted to watch that, I’d watch the NFL.

Which is exactly what I am doing.

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Fun Adama.

Ugarte picks up his obligatory yellow and I win 20 quid!!!

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