Premier League 2024/25 (Part 2)

But they would have beat Everton’s 1st team, hence we took the top 3 spots.

Anyhow they are talking about having a nice bit of Salmon at the new stadium.

Not sure who the tosser on commentary is, whoever he is he’s making me lose the will to live.

“You know what fletch”…

You know what mate shut the fuck up until you come up with an actual thought.

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Sánchez just absolutely smashed the Everton LB going to claim a high ball into the box leaving both players down, and Chelsea get the free kick.

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I don’t get the point of Everton.

This game has been awful and looks to be being decided by a piece of shit play from Beto (poorly losing possession in his own half). Seems about a good summary of Everton as a team.

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They aren’t getting a point either.

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They got gifted a point against us.

So there’s a point to Everton.

They also took 4 from Arsenal.

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Yeah but the injuries innit fam.

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I’m just hoping Chelsea, Forrest and/or Villa can get ahead of Shitty before the end of the season.

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No.
Chelsea must not get CL. That will make them less attractive to our targets and rub salt into the wounds of anyone who chose them over us.

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I can’t follow your reasoning. Can you spell it out (preferably in English).

I’d personally prefer Chelsea to Shitty. I definitely expected some to disagree on Chelsea though.

My previous post was in English.

We are in a competition with Chelsea for Bournemouth’s talented young centre back Huijsen. They will be less attractive to him if they aren’t in the CL.

Moises Caicedo and Romeo Lavia rejected us for Chelsea. They will regret their decision even more watching us, as PL champions, in the CL while they’re playing in Albania in the Euro League thing.

I thought that most people on here would understand all that, but anyway, I hope it’s clear now.

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Could you please translate it into strine for us poor down unders?

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Spelled out this time. Wasn’t at all what I understood from your previous post. Which was dubiously phrased.

Oh, I don’t bother with transfer ‘nonsense’ anymore. Far too much ‘rubbish’ read into such things. I only watch Liverpool so couldn’t even have told you who Chiesa was before he arrived.

I find that a bit petty considering how horrible both Shitty and Chelsea are. I come down in favour of Chelsea here just because it would amuse me more. Oh and Shitty are still a bigger rival than Chelsea ATM.

Edit: Just reread your previous post and it does make more sense now. Seemed back to front last time I read it 4 times. :joy:

Strewth mate! Fuck that Blue mob of stuck up Poms. Tryin to nick our blokes? Buncha limp wristed cry baby latte drinkers! Fuckem I say, hope they fall into a billabong fulla crocs!

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Hmmm… Sounds more ‘strayan’ than ‘strine’. May need to stay longer and really imbibe the local vernacular and stop flitting back to Germany :wink:

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I’m at Manchester airport T3, so obviously in a nervous state of mind.

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I’d question the intelligence and motivation of any player who still goes there.

Premier League champions, or Chelsea? Hmm…

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Was a good effort, but.
If you want to take it to the next level try expanding your language with this:

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