Could you please translate it into strine for us poor down unders?
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Spelled out this time. Wasnât at all what I understood from your previous post. Which was dubiously phrased.
Oh, I donât bother with transfer ânonsenseâ anymore. Far too much ârubbishâ read into such things. I only watch Liverpool so couldnât even have told you who Chiesa was before he arrived.
I find that a bit petty considering how horrible both Shitty and Chelsea are. I come down in favour of Chelsea here just because it would amuse me more. Oh and Shitty are still a bigger rival than Chelsea ATM.
Edit: Just reread your previous post and it does make more sense now. Seemed back to front last time I read it 4 times. 
Strewth mate! Fuck that Blue mob of stuck up Poms. Tryin to nick our blokes? Buncha limp wristed cry baby latte drinkers! Fuckem I say, hope they fall into a billabong fulla crocs!
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Hmmm⌠Sounds more âstrayanâ than âstrineâ. May need to stay longer and really imbibe the local vernacular and stop flitting back to Germany 
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Iâm at Manchester airport T3, so obviously in a nervous state of mind.
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Iâd question the intelligence and motivation of any player who still goes there.
Premier League champions, or Chelsea? HmmâŚ
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Was a good effort, but.
If you want to take it to the next level try expanding your language with this:
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Strangely, not all players are Liverpool fans. They might be motivated by a number of factors; money, playing time, location, where their girlfriend wants to live etc etc.
Lack of CL football would just be one disincentive.
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I didnât say they had to be for this to still be true. Weâre talking about a basket-case of a club that had a 45 player squad in the summer.
Compared to a club that just went through a transition that resulted in winning the title, has a relatively young core to build on, and in the cause of Huijsen, an obvious gap opening up within a couple of years.
Iâd say lifestyle decision aside, itâs quite straightforward. I accept that it would be different if the positions were reversed, and Chelsea were the presumptive champions while we were struggling to make the Champions League, but in this case, itâs fairly obvious.
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If the players agent had more interest in himself, rather than the player they represent⌠surely he would nudge said player to a disjointed club that had a history of messing about with the players career trajectory⌠that way, another transfer move would happen in 2-3yrs⌠Whereas, if they sign for LFC, likelihood is their career would last 6-8yrs before another transfer move happens⌠Although, we all know agents do not think about themselves at all during negotiations eh :0)
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Southampton trying their best to match Derbyâs point total.
Luckily they have Leicester next and they only bother playing against anyone in the top 2.
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Liverpool are on the verge of making history - and I have something I need to say to Dad
Sorry tried to copy an article from TIA but failed the above was the title of the article
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Here you are
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Thanks mate very heart warming article which resonates with me.
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Sweet hit from Semenyo as the ball sat up perfectly for him to smash first time. Utd trying to play out from the back and Dorgu being mugged off the ball. Hilarious.
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Special goal from Bournemouth. Pressured utd to turn the ball over in their own third, then turned it into a shooting opportunity immediately after a clever lay off from evanilson
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I think today resonates to everyone who has lost someone who loved life, lived life, and loved the redsâŚ
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Just trolling Goldbridge and FlyingPigUnited.
What a great time to be a liverpool fan.
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Their own team trolls them far more effectively
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Great finish by Penandes, even the corner flag wasnât worried.
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