Gordon is an absolute embarrassment. Look at him writhing on the ground in agony trying to buy his penalty from the previous sequence only to get up when the thinks the ball might be coming back over to him and runs away in celebration with tonali when he nicks in front of him to score at the back post
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And now another one after getting his ankle clipped by Palmer.
The battle on that side of the pitch with him going one way and a Neto going the other is one between possibly the two most cynically unlikeable wingers in the league
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Is this a chlamydia vs gonorrhoea game going on?
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Gordon again. I’ve seen people learning how to ride a unicycle have mor stability than him when he’s approaching the opposition box
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Newcastle with a man advantage and, according to some, with the best midfield in the country, playing 5 at the back and allowing Chelsea all the ball🤷♂️
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Tonali is chasing a loose ball just outside box. He figures he isn’t going to beat Lavia to it so abruptly changes his direction to obstruct Lavia’s run, gets tangled up and falls over and wins the free kick 
Refs are mugs
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Shithousery at it’s finest.
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This game has lacked quality, perfectly summed up right there by the heavy touch of Barnes.
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It’s not amazing, but I have kept an eye on it and appreciated bits of it. The elbow for instance, a highlight ! 
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You’d think Newcastle have the 10 men
That’ll do it.
Chelsea have lost their heads. Embarrassing. But ha fucking ha
Forest are absolutely garbage.
Spectacularly blowing it
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Forest have fallen off a cliff.
Hope Villa sneak one of the places off the usual cnuts.
Spurs and Man Utd play you never know 
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There we go, that’s more like it.
That keeper is woeful.
We currently have 17chester on the table. Remarkable.
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West Ham leading at Old Toilet. It’s been given to Soucek but to me it looked liked an OG by Amass.
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I could see Høylund slip as he attempted to finish. That is his season, right there.
He was a truly promising striker before he made the unfortunate decison to join the club struggling with so much leaking atomic waste
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