Premier League 2024/25 (Part 2)

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Just like to point out that I have had sex with Karen Bardsley many times, different positions.

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3010

Would be marvelous if that was actual factual and came to fruition. Alas, it is a joke.

3011

Iā€™m kinda coming around to them being in the CL now.

Finishing in the bottom five of two tables in one season will be hilarious.

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3012

Heā€™s got to do something to distract people from their awful performances.

Showing a bit of leg always helps.

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3013

In which month will Potter replace Ruben?

3014

The mighty Man United tolerating a manager with a less than 25% win rate in the league because he might spawn his way to winning the EL is a new low I never thought Iā€™d get to see in my lifetime.

Not only are they tolerating him, the deluded cunts still think heā€™s the man to take them back to the top.

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3015

I have been thinking a lot about Amorimā€™s strategy of saying this is the worst United side of any era. Itā€™s brilliant because he completely separates himself from his own work. I am going to start doing this too.

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3016

In before anyone else to say that Harry fucking Potter couldnā€™t magic a top-four finish from this lot of shite.

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3017

Harry?

Sandwich?

Fuck, I love a Reuben sandwich, me. Has to have proper Russian dressing though, none of your thousand island shite, mind.

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3018

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3019

Remember when @Iftikhar thought the United midfield was superior to ours?

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3020

That was appallingly shit. The sort of stuff you could reasonably find a player a weekā€™s wages.

You love to see it

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3021

Ifti Neville ikhar

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3022

It doesnā€™t matter. They are in the final and favorites to win it because they are slightly better than Tottenham. Unquestionable fan logic dictates that if they win that final, they will have had a far better season than Arsenal.

3023

Newcastle winning the LC this season holds more value than either 1 of those shitcunts winning the EL, donā€™t care what anyone says.

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3024

Hojlund is so close to something

3025

Not sure about that. :thinking:

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3026

Iā€™m seeing online the Yanited fanbase turning on Kobbie ā€˜Generational Talentā€™ Mainoo.

More predictable than this place wetting the bed during a match-day thread.

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3027

Nor am I, as that is up for debate. Iā€™ll go with the final points tally at end of the season to judge.
Imo, they are quite equal. On a very good day, both teams can be actually very good in sporadic bursts, but usually both are very fucking sub par this season.

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3028

Explosive diarrhoea?

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