Premier League 2024/25 (Part 2)

Utd fans

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Peacock: Maguire may need to go roaming and create an opportunity.

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That’s a delicious cross in by MGW, on a plate for Wood to stoop, get on the end of and score.

Chelsea now down in 6th as it stands, you love to see it.

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Oh dear

But I still think Ugarte will come around

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UEFA lawyers are going through the paperwork with a fine-toothed comb as I type to see if there is some loophole re cancelling the EL Final.

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Did you get your tickets?

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What’s up with Amorim’s shrinking pants length?

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Just like to point out that I have had sex with Karen Bardsley many times, different positions.

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Would be marvelous if that was actual factual and came to fruition. Alas, it is a joke.

I’m kinda coming around to them being in the CL now.

Finishing in the bottom five of two tables in one season will be hilarious.

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He’s got to do something to distract people from their awful performances.

Showing a bit of leg always helps.

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In which month will Potter replace Ruben?

The mighty Man United tolerating a manager with a less than 25% win rate in the league because he might spawn his way to winning the EL is a new low I never thought I’d get to see in my lifetime.

Not only are they tolerating him, the deluded cunts still think he’s the man to take them back to the top.

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I have been thinking a lot about Amorim’s strategy of saying this is the worst United side of any era. It’s brilliant because he completely separates himself from his own work. I am going to start doing this too.

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In before anyone else to say that Harry fucking Potter couldn’t magic a top-four finish from this lot of shite.

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Harry?

Sandwich?

Fuck, I love a Reuben sandwich, me. Has to have proper Russian dressing though, none of your thousand island shite, mind.

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Remember when @Iftikhar thought the United midfield was superior to ours?

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That was appallingly shit. The sort of stuff you could reasonably find a player a week’s wages.

You love to see it

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