Waiting for the xNS (expected nose size) models…
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Rice isn’t ugly he just has a big nose.
Enzo Fernandez is ugly.
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Sign him immediately! Perfect Liverpool player!
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Let’s have your good looking top ten MH.
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- Dominik Szoboszlai
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Seems about right
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Thats about right 
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I’ll draw up one later but Van De Ven does have nice cheekbones.
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Virgil would like a word.
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Soboszlai does have a cleft chin. According to some members of this forum, that’s not a mark of beauty.
Szoboszlai, Van Dijk and Alisson are absolute top models. Szoboszlai, though, he’s equally good looking with and without his beard, which is not the case with Alisson. Van Dijk doesn’t need a beard, though.
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But then Alisson has pretty eyes. Maybe we could make a photofit to see who has the best looking player on average.
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Yeah Becker needs his beard. With his beard he is a very dashing bloke even in sleet and snow and his hair a mess as seen at Man City.
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Was on record here saying that I had a man crush on Soboszlai despite being a straight person. I don’t mind his slight cleft too
Dom , vvd and then Becker.
Please don’t shave ever Alisson
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I’d do a list of one player from each team but Man Utd would have to be the tea lady, unless they’ve sacked her.
Probably would ask you to do the top 20 list of lookers in the league.
Maybe ask @livvy and @Maria to chip in too.
I’ll be the impartial judge as long as Dom is #1 and our other two lads are in the top 3 as well.
We did have Can too who I felt was quite a looker.
Mmmmm…I rather like Allison with shorter hair
…and a trimmed beard…or the 5 o’clock shadow look…
Thats a world gurning championship if there was ever one.
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