Only for the goal scorer
Elliott Anderson has a real Hendolike quality about him. He has understated quality but mostly influences the game with relatively simply play enabled by always being where he needs to be to make an impact
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He just smashed a 15 yard pass 6 feet over the head of the winger into touch 
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Hendolike. lol
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Fuckin squeaky bum
Take them not winning, but there is something incredibly unlikable about both Casemiro and Amadâs fat faces.
Fat Cas is still incredibly important to Yanited.
Fuck being reliant on that gravy-filled mofo.
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Theyâve just extended their their lead over us by a point.
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Did you forget weâre gonna win 4-0 later?
I only deal in truth.
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I donât think anyone got my Toulouse Lautrec joke last time so I wonât bother again
Heâs now back to zero, he should have gone with unbeaten.
I also think that might be the closest he gets, theyâve been slightly lucky bar the Sunderland game who I assume pulled their pants down to get fucked.
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I certainly didnât! I didnât hear it over the sound of me being in absolute disbelief at the rate our season was disintegrating.
I donât see why VAR canât review corners - maybe not every corner, but at least if the corner leads to a goal? Weâre scrutinising every open play goal to make sure thereâs no fuckery in the build-up, but we canât check if a corner that leads to a goal shouldâve actually been given as a corner. Thatâs put me in a bad mood now.
Because then youâre going to start reviewing any throw that leads to a goal, then theyâll spend another 5 mins deciding if it directly led to a goal or not, more inconsistencies will turn out as a result. Then itâll be used to review whether 2 yellows should stand or not, or whether a 2nd yellow should be given or not.
Game will be 3 hours long, no point. Itâll be a total mess. Use it for offsides only and thats it.
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Just say my name and I will be there !
How about invoking the Skinless One, avatar of dread Nyarlathoteph, and through Him, call down the Burden of the Skinless One; causing mass casualties in the opponents teams as they murder each other hideously ?
"It is written that Sedefkar used this spell to bring down the
horror of The Skinless One on the city of Constantinople.
The spell requires ten human sacrifices, all skinned, and
a series of unspeakable rituals performed on each in their
death agonies, while a litany to Nyarlathotep is spoken.
When enacted, it incites all humans within ten miles to
commit acts of violence, unknowingly dedicated to The
Skinless One."
I really think you need something stronger than the teenage Sabrina pop culture stuff tbh, mate. I am here if you need something truly hideous to cast (disclaimer: may involve ritual sacrifice of living beings
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Anyway, enough about my jokes that others may find distasteful (sorry guys for the vulgarity above, but I play too many games and Call of Cthulhu and itâs nihilistic setting is a personal favorite and I just could not resist)
I suppose a draw is what we should hope for regarding the Spurs vs Chelsea game.
While I think we stand little chance at the title, we do stand a good chance at Top 4, after allâŚ
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This game has very little quality, Simons looks like a dud. Vicario bailing out Porro, Pedro terrible finish.
Thatâs the most comical goal Iâve seen this season. Both teams lost it about 5343 times in 10 seconds.
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Simons looks utter turd.
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Spurs spursing themselves badly
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