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Santos :rofl: :rofl:

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Youā€™ve just outlined the point Iā€™ve made their reliant on certain types up front and none of these lads have the best injury records. If we sign Guehi I do honestly think we are fine with a bit of a gap up front. Arsenal are us without Gakpo or Salah.

Oh and no doubt he will score today and the smoke will be blown up his arse for a tap in from 2 yards.

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That was astonishingly bad. Not just the distance by which he missed, but look at his body shape when striking it. He looks like one of those Americans trying to make a field goal to win a cash prize despite having never kicked a ball in their life before

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Mason Mount as their #9?

Well, heā€™s been shit everywhere else, so why not?

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Iā€™ve seen it written like that but itā€™s probably Cunha up top

Amazing how many areas they needed to address this summer and their goalie, defense, and midfield are exactly the same

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Tim Howard just called Ronnie Earle ā€œEarlesterā€. He should be arrested.

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I wonder what is going through Delapā€™s head? Could have gone to Utd, maybe even Arsenal, but made a decision that now sees him sitting in the bench watching a side who look allergic to attacking football.

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Itā€™s the eight year contract and the chance youā€™ll get to do a sabbatical in Belgium or Portugal.

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Itā€™s the pace of that Utd midfield that makes me think theyā€™re ready to shoot back up the table.

Bruno and Casemiro.

PHWOAR!!!

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OH NO!!!

TERENCE STAMP!!!

RIP General Zod.

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Iā€™m going to watch this one tomorrow. Better get off here before you give away any more spoilersā€¦ :rofl:

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Iā€™m expecting Utd to hold as firm as a grannyā€™s bumhole after a litre of prune juice.

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Thanks, thatā€™s a brilliant image to get to sleep to.

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I live to give.

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Probably get caught on the counter.

They had a lot of pace last season.

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ewwww

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Donā€™t know about you lot but I hope Utd win.

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Apollo woke me up at about 4am by pacing around the bedroom. He seemed distressed so I assumed he needed to go out. I opened the bedroom door and he sprinted out, into the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea all over the floor and up the wall.

I think that is what English majors call a metaphor

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1000%.

They will still be shit and the wheels will start coming off the arsenal train already

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