You’ve just outlined the point I’ve made their reliant on certain types up front and none of these lads have the best injury records. If we sign Guehi I do honestly think we are fine with a bit of a gap up front. Arsenal are us without Gakpo or Salah.
Oh and no doubt he will score today and the smoke will be blown up his arse for a tap in from 2 yards.
That was astonishingly bad. Not just the distance by which he missed, but look at his body shape when striking it. He looks like one of those Americans trying to make a field goal to win a cash prize despite having never kicked a ball in their life before
Mason Mount as their #9?
Well, he’s been shit everywhere else, so why not?
I’ve seen it written like that but it’s probably Cunha up top
Amazing how many areas they needed to address this summer and their goalie, defense, and midfield are exactly the same
Tim Howard just called Ronnie Earle “Earlester”. He should be arrested.
I wonder what is going through Delap’s head? Could have gone to Utd, maybe even Arsenal, but made a decision that now sees him sitting in the bench watching a side who look allergic to attacking football.
It’s the eight year contract and the chance you’ll get to do a sabbatical in Belgium or Portugal.
It’s the pace of that Utd midfield that makes me think they’re ready to shoot back up the table.
Bruno and Casemiro.
PHWOAR!!!
OH NO!!!
TERENCE STAMP!!!
RIP General Zod.
I’m going to watch this one tomorrow. Better get off here before you give away any more spoilers… 
I’m expecting Utd to hold as firm as a granny’s bumhole after a litre of prune juice.
Thanks, that’s a brilliant image to get to sleep to.
I live to give.
Probably get caught on the counter.
They had a lot of pace last season.
ewwww
Don’t know about you lot but I hope Utd win.
Apollo woke me up at about 4am by pacing around the bedroom. He seemed distressed so I assumed he needed to go out. I opened the bedroom door and he sprinted out, into the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea all over the floor and up the wall.
I think that is what English majors call a metaphor
1000%.
They will still be shit and the wheels will start coming off the arsenal train already
I’m not at all worried about Arsenal, for some reason, hence I can’t bring myself to wish for a Yanited win.