Premier League 2025/26

I’m not at all worried about Arsenal, for some reason, hence I can’t bring myself to wish for a Yanited win.

Welcome to the Prem, Martin Zubimendi.

Mbeumo looking annoyingly bright so far. The one player I didn’t want Yernited to sign.

Set piece FC looking shite.

Does Zubi have a reputation for being a bit snide ?

Oh dear

& so it begins.

[Insert stereotype of players with Latin temperament]

lol at Utd not buying a goalie. Shit shit bastards

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Fixed

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More cheating. Hindering the goalie.

Marc Goldbridge about the United keeper…

It’s like a bloody kangaroo trying to swim :joy::rofl:

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No yellow for Zubimendi there?

The keeper’s shitness was a far bigger hindrance.

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Bring back Banana !

You can tell him to get out of the water.

I’m not fucking doing it.

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Why did Yanited punt Henderson again?

I’m not sure Gyokeres has had a kick yet. I did see him bully Shaw off the ball a little bit ago but immediately lost it with a heavy touch. Completely anonymous otherwise though

Bullying a short fat kid, I’d like to see him try that with Kerkez, Ibou or Virg.

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Mbeumo as lively as he’s been, has ballsed up every move so far.