I’m going to watch this one tomorrow. Better get off here before you give away any more spoilers… 
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I’m expecting Utd to hold as firm as a granny’s bumhole after a litre of prune juice.
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Thanks, that’s a brilliant image to get to sleep to.
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I live to give.
Probably get caught on the counter.
They had a lot of pace last season.
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ewwww
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Don’t know about you lot but I hope Utd win.
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Apollo woke me up at about 4am by pacing around the bedroom. He seemed distressed so I assumed he needed to go out. I opened the bedroom door and he sprinted out, into the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea all over the floor and up the wall.
I think that is what English majors call a metaphor
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1000%.
They will still be shit and the wheels will start coming off the arsenal train already
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I’m not at all worried about Arsenal, for some reason, hence I can’t bring myself to wish for a Yanited win.
Welcome to the Prem, Martin Zubimendi.
Mbeumo looking annoyingly bright so far. The one player I didn’t want Yernited to sign.
Set piece FC looking shite.
Does Zubi have a reputation for being a bit snide ?
Oh dear
& so it begins.
[Insert stereotype of players with Latin temperament]
lol at Utd not buying a goalie. Shit shit bastards
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Fixed
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