Welcome to the Prem, Martin Zubimendi.
Mbeumo looking annoyingly bright so far. The one player I didnāt want Yernited to sign.
Set piece FC looking shite.
Does Zubi have a reputation for being a bit snide ?
Oh dear
& so it begins.
[Insert stereotype of players with Latin temperament]
lol at Utd not buying a goalie. Shit shit bastards
Fixed
More cheating. Hindering the goalie.
Marc Goldbridge about the United keeperā¦
Itās like a bloody kangaroo trying to swim ![]()
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No yellow for Zubimendi there?
The keeperās shitness was a far bigger hindrance.
Bring back Banana !
Marc Goldbridge about the United keeperā¦
Itās like a bloody kangaroo trying to swim
You can tell him to get out of the water.
Iām not fucking doing it.
Why did Yanited punt Henderson again?
Iām not sure Gyokeres has had a kick yet. I did see him bully Shaw off the ball a little bit ago but immediately lost it with a heavy touch. Completely anonymous otherwise though
Bullying a short fat kid, Iād like to see him try that with Kerkez, Ibou or Virg.
Mbeumo as lively as heās been, has ballsed up every move so far.
SBYM:
Iām expecting Utd to hold as firm as a grannyās bumhole after a litre of prune juice.
Apollo woke me up at about 4am by pacing around the bedroom. He seemed distressed so I assumed he needed to go out. I opened the bedroom door and he sprinted out, into the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea all over the floor and up the wall.
I think that is what English majors call a metaphor
I didnāt know you had a son. Good name though.
