Because it doesn’t wear any? 
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Pratchett my friend 
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even you’d end up arguing with him…he was THAT argumentative…
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Because he knows no other shorts than his shorts, he cannot contemplate that alternative shorts exist… 
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Give red jedi and Alright Now a hello from me, if you please. Would love to hear from them. Both great gents. Thanks!
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Other shorts exist, they’re just wrong.
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I note that @Colossal_centre_back hasn’t been seen since 20 December. Anyone know if they’re ok?
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Maybe he has gone incognito…
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But srsly…I don’t know.
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Probably was undergoing his medical. He is a colossal after all.
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Or he still waiting outside the gates at Kirkby to get noticed by Jurgen…
He is a Centre_Back after all…!
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Not seen @Scott.Jones for a week now. Don’t suppose anybody has any news?
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I am worried about @Alright_Now . I hope he is well…
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@Maria has heard (briefly) from him. He’s just got a lot on at the moment.
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@ubermick hasn’t posted recently. Think he posts occasionally though.
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Glad to hear he is okay.
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He was liking a couple of my posts the other day.
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How much did you pay him?
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He knows flattery works
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Or maybe you just used numerous expletives?
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