The Arsenal Thread (Part 1)

Obviously doesn’t realise we have 3 games left - Moron.
Also, don’t talk to us about having so many points and not winning the title - Prick.

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After 35 games we have 82 points. 22/23 Arsenal had 80, 23/24 they had 81 hmmm Arteta sounding more like a knobhead each minute.

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Forget that i want a Germany v Brazil first half where all hope is gone for them.

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Isn’t the logical conclusion of his argument that as the presumptive challengers, Arsenal are shite if we can win the league with FEWER points than the last two seasons?

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Mikel Arteta says Arsenal will use “rage, anger, frustration” and “a bad feeling in the tummy” to try and overturn the 1-0 Champions League semi-final first-leg deficit against Paris St-Germain.

Looks like the Arse have diarrhea. Apt, really.

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Is this a quote from January :rofl:

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Arteta seems to be using an AI tool to prep his notes when he’s speaking to the media.

His answers are so generic and lame that’s the only general conclusion possible.

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Maybe he writes them himself, and AI actually stands for Arteta Incompetence? :thinking:

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I keep saying this, but I really hope that Arteta, the fans and the club believe this shit. If they keep insisting they were unlucky, then they are going to be no threat next season.

We all know how unlucky they were to lose Saka, and how if he’d stayed fit they’d have won the league. I mean, look at their record since he returned - WDDWDL

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More likely Arsetita Incontinence. :sweat_smile:

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Living in his head rent free like we did in his mentor’s. Small club mentality.. Wonder which club he has played for before

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I nearly choked on my cornflakes I initially thought it a fake then saw that he actually used a PSG pre match conference to say the most inane and stupid things with that annoying droning voice of his.

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He’s only a week from claiming being a manager at a top club is not about winning trophies but about the friends you make along the way

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The most stupid thing is he has just done the motivation speech for slot before the game at Anfield match on Sunday regardless of what happens in Paris today!

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He doesn’t need trophies to be a winner…but he is a winner.

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Everton DNA.

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Haha, Arsemoysiah.

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Someone send this soft cunt some Pepto Bismol.

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He tried to be Guardiola and ended up becoming late-stage Mourinho.

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It does come across as an Evertonian.

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