The Arsenal Thread (Part 1)

They weren’t even top of the league for a single game week.

For reference, clubs and weeks on top:

  • Liverpool: 32
  • Man City: 5
  • Brighton: 1
  • Arsenal: 0
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Let alone game weeks they’ve not spent a single day at the top.

Even Man Utd did that, I’ve heard that is currently the DVD.

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Been waiting all season to pile into Arsenal (and United). Not quite there yet, I’m sharpening the knife, and hopefully can unload by the end of this week.

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Arsenal probably won’t get past PSG. United losing in the EL final against spurs thanks to a highly dubious and incredibly spawny Spurs penalty in the 90+9th minute when only 8 were to be added on, won by a Richarlison dive and scored by Dom Solanke will likely send me into an apoplectic spasm lasting an entire weekend.

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Yep United 17th and no CL would be delightful.

Arsenal no trophy whilst Spurs jag one would be more than acceptable.

Fingers crossed.

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Arsenal still haven’t secured Champions League football for next season.

Three Premier League games remain

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Pedro mendes runs onto the pitch and scores with a diving header from an illegal 12th man

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Heard this at the weekend. I think we qualified around week 29 didn’t we

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Will they miss qualifying?
Over Arsetita’s dead body. :rofl:

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Rigor mortis has definitely set into their play. :grin:

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Can he play as a centre forward?

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Nah too stiff. :grin:

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Always injured I’ve heard.

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He can play as a goalpost. Pretty solid and unyielding.

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Yeah but 4-0 against Ipswich. Deserves a title* for that alone surely.

  • Amazing bravery in the face of biased balls award for consistently moaning without letup across an entire league season

:0)

An Arsenal fan went to a travel agents to ask about a holiday

“Where can I go for a decent holiday in England?” asked the Arsenal fan

“You can’t beat Bournemouth!” the travel agent replied

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Raya does a repeat of his blooper some time go (against Brentford) with the only difference being that this time the ball goes into the net.

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Arsenal lost on penalty shootout, doubling their pain. I also want to see Raya’s penalty skills again. It’s hilarious though.

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