He also has one of the most slappable faces in football.
And we took a month off.
Plastic pep playing 4 CBs today. For all the cry arsing, they have a stacked squad.
Todays bench: Arrizabalaga, Mosquera, Merino, Nwaneri, Madueke, Havertz, Lewis-Skelly, Timber, Trossard
Hope united shit house their way to taking points from Arteta.
Arsenal fans started crying about this when fixtures came out.
Odd to have Trossard there as I thought his transfer was likely soon.

1-0 to Set Piece FC. Saliba was fouling the goalie too.
On today’s evidence Man Utd look competitive. They played better than I’ve seen them play in ages and might have an outside shot at 5th.
Same issues they had though, absolutely no end product it’s been the issue for the last few years. Defence you can’t judge as Arsenal didn’t attack enough to test it.
They do have a higher ceiling than Arsenal but then Arsenal are already ahead of them.
So you’re allowed to bundle the keeper into his goal to stop him getting to the ball? Or is that just Arsenal allowed to do that?
Even Moyes, the man famous for not having to win things to be a winner, has only gone 440 days since his last trophy
Is it a record for lasting more than 5 years at a major PL club without winning a big trophy?
I think Wenger had quite a barren streak too.
You’re right.
That makes Asretita their runners-up as Specialist in Failure.
The perrenial bridesmaid. ![]()
1 billion spent to park the bus and look for set pieces as your only chance of scoring. More needs to be said about this fraud of a manager.
Scamikel
They do turn up against the top sides at Old Trafford. It’s the games against the rest of the sides their real game will show up I hope.
It’s arteta. Too intent in following Pep without having the nous on coaching strikers.
From today’s BBC live chat:
Viktor Gyokeres’ Arsenal debut saw him end a run of 69 league games in which he has had at least one shot.
You have to go back to April 2023, when he was playing for Coventry City against Blackburn Rovers, for the last time the Swede failed to record a single shot in a league match.
Not sure if that means United’s terrible defense is better than those he faced in Portugal or Arsenal just need to learn to play with a striker.
