The British Royal Family

I think the better option would be to give the ginger the crown and fuck the trough sniffing cronys in parlament off.

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It would be the objectively funniest. Can you imagine the mental gymnastics that the obsequious sycophants would have to go through?

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So you dont fancy the position of Duke of York? I hear the position is available.

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There’s a lot of marching up and down hills involved.

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Shit, I’m qualified for that job.

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I always knew the pothole cosplay was a charade.

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Well, The Grand Old Duke Of York
Well, he had ten thousand men
And he marched them up to the top of the hill
And he had them all again

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I cant help if the potholes round here are up and down hills can I?

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for a minute there, i thought you were talking about the House Of Lords!

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That can stay, but only after it is cleared out and another way of putting people in there is devised.

Sneaky,love it!

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popular election even…Never happen with all the hangers on!

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Oh the grand old Duke of York
He had twelve million quid
He gave it to someone he never met
For something he never did.

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I thought that was just a Chris Moltosanti line
And that didn’t happen, what you said

This has won today’s internet.

Bravo!

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I can’t claim any credit!

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The artist formally known as Prince Andrew will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor.

So basically, King Charles with Prince William are stripping Andrew of his titles and giving him notice to vacate the property he lives in.

This is unprecedented decision by the King, it was only getting worse if Charles did nothing about it.

https://x.com/SkyNews/status/1983987092767003130?t=9Nyf_Y3ojKKkxl-qDAwglw&s=09

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Oh, what a pity.
No more dressing up games.

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Also no more royal status, with the consequences that there is likely then to be far less hanger’s on. I think this is pretty significant.

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Yes, indeed. Now he may have to start relying on those cronies and contacts he’s spent his lifetime cultivating. We’ll see how impressive an ex-Prince seems to them in the future.

Whether this leads in the long run to fewer members of “The Firm” remains to be seen, but their continued drain on public finances and an undeserved life of luxury is a disgraceful anomaly in these days where many of their hard-working “subjects” are struggling to house, clothe and feed their families.

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