I just read it out loud…and thought…it can’t be…but it was…
Water. 
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Thought this aligned perfectly with the first 3 words of the thread title :0)
The guy fake tanned prior to going on a first date but fell asleep before wiping it off properly… He said it was so bad when he awoke that the woman initially blocked him :0)
my guess was easier and factually correct;
they are all letters of the alphabet.
theyd have to give you the points wouldnt they?
since I haven’t seen an answer on this yet… going to go with Spain?
Not far geographically, but otherwise distant.
Algeria to get this moving.
Who was the last man on the moon?
That’s a trick question, has the moon landing was faked 
Yeah, no.
Andy Kaufman
OK, as we’re quiet for a little while, should we bring this one back online?
Who was the first Roman Emperor?
Augustus ?
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Caligula?
Should be correct, this, as his predecessor, Julius Caesar, was never actually emperor…
Julius was such a dic…
Who was Rome named after ?
Romulus and Remus
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It wasn’t really a designation the Romans themselves used, but Augustus is considered by historians to be the first. Definitely not the first to be given the title “imperator”, though, which has a distinct significance.
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You have the floor sir 
Believe it’s @Quicksand