Yep @Quicksand hurry up! We haven’t signed anybody in the last 5 minutes, it’s getting tense….
Malaysia
French monks planted vines 120 years ago in the Mascara region hence the first red wine called mascara very strong wine the French buy it to cut with their own wine.
First toy advertised on TV?
Oooh, good one. UK or worldwide?
Worldwide
probably wrong, but Barbie?
Nope
Batman? Spiderman? Surely not Muffin the Mule?
None of those…
OK, let’s go from first principles. Probably USA I’m guessing? Jesus?
some home chemistry set?
Not a chemistry set…
Toy still in existence
Not Jesus.
No toy of him I think…
Though the tag line “Not just for Christmas” would be a good pitch?
Mr Father Christmas?
Ah, a dog.
Erm, old dog, can’t be Scooby Doo?
Rampant Rabbit?
(Could be a late night TV sales thing)
Not a dog
Not a rabbit
Or a vibrator
A double ended dildo? Butt Plug? Edible Undies? Ball Gag? Gimp Mask? Assless Chaps? Nipple Tassels?
Late night in Aus?
Boring day at work