The Greatest Lines, Most Influential Phrases in History

The A Team 80S GIF

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naked gun pun GIF

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Thereā€™s no cover or extra-cover, only a deep gully between two fine legs.

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Great threadā€¦derailed by smut.

I am shocked and appalled in equal measure.

Shocked and appalled.

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Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita
mi ritrovai per una selva oscura,
chƩ la diritta via era smarrita.

When half way through the journey of our life
I found that I was in a gloomy wood,
because the path which led aright was lost.

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Is that on Oleā€™s office wall, at Old Trafford?

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I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.

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I like my coffee black, like my men!
Airplane, the movie

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No Vietcong ever called me ā€œNiggerā€

Mod edit: This has been reported, so I am going to post a clip of the original interview where he said it by way of explanation. He did not quite say the above, but substantively similar.

https://youtu.be/vd9aIamXjQI

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Ecept he never said that.

Near enough.

ā€˜russian warshipā€¦go fuck yourselfā€™

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image

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Likewise with

Play it again, Sam

Dont push me

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Ilsa Lund: Play it once, Sam. For old timesā€™ sake.
Sam: [lying] I donā€™t know what you mean, Miss Elsa.
Ilsa Lund: Play it, Sam. Play ā€œAs Time Goes By.ā€
Sam: [lying] Oh, I canā€™t remember it, Miss Elsa. Iā€™m a little rusty on it.

Rick: You played it for her, you can play it for me!
Sam: [lying] Well, I donā€™t think I can rememberā€¦
Rick: If she can stand it, I can! Play it!

But not 100%.

Iā€™m So Glad, That Jurgen Is a Redā€¦

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