If elected, what would you do for the ordinary TAN poster like me?
What would you do about the state of match day threads?
How would you counter the heavy metal faction?
How do you propose to make Flobs’ posts comprehensible?
What action would you take on the influx of dreadful ‘art’ on the forum?
Oh I’ll do a great many things all of which are very great. I have the beginnings of a plan for all of those things, as indeed I have always had. A wonderful plan, a beautiful plan like no other plan that there has ever been. We (I) am going to address all of that immediately with my Big, Beautiful Plan. There’ll e so much winning that nobody will know what to do with all that winning. You all can trust me, this will be the greatest era in the existence of the internet. To be honest, some say it will be the greatest era ever, in all things. Get your vote in now, don’t worry about any others afterwards, we just have to fix this now and everything will be sorted.
If elected I vow to ban all people trying to cross over the border from other forums like @RedGedinLA and then come over take over all the local likes leaving no likes for the rest of us