I know I’m 100/1 in Paddy Powers for either award…
But..
If elected I will help @Walshy07 through the in match threads. I like Walshy and promise to guide him to happiness.
Also, I will apply for Moderator status immediately, and well, you know who you are so it won’t be a surprise when you are banned. Not too many in this category, but they will be immediately banned and I will laugh whilst caressing my trophy. And a cat.
Is there a deadline on this? I’m being bombarded with manifestos, bribes, revealing photos and other attempts to win my vote.
I also need to start making arrangements for my reign as Poster of the Year (non-football).
There will be public events, tv appearances, interviews and so on to set up.
Thank you